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Found this sarcastic bit of coding while debuggin today, made my day:

CL_WDR_CLIENT_ABSTRACT_HTTP
HANDLE_REQUEST

cl_wdr_client_ssr=>todo_cleanup( 'Evil hack because of missing support in RR_APPLICATION' )."#EC NOTEXT

method TODO_CLEANUP.
  " REASON
  if 1 = 1.
  endif.
endmethod.

There must be more of this kind. Contribute! For the good of the world!

cheers, Lukas

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    Posted on Mar 18, 2015 at 10:41 AM
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    Posted on Sep 16, 2011 at 03:11 PM
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    I forgot which program it was where i copied this piece of comment, but it made me laugh!

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    Regards,

    Dirk.

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  • Posted on Feb 05, 2015 at 08:52 PM
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    SAP equivalent of "umbrella-ella-ella...":

    (Link for those unfamiliar with cultural reference.)


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  • Posted on Jun 19, 2015 at 01:29 PM
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    Finally I stumbled over something worthy of this thread. 😀

    It's from the method "READ_MOLGA_BY_PERSA" and gives a lesson for life: It's all customization's fault!

    IF t500p IS INITIAL.
    * If persa does not exist either customization is flawed or
    * infotype 0001 data is messed up. Since we do not know
    * which infotype 0001 could be the problem we blame
    * everything on customization.
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  • Posted on Dec 20, 2013 at 04:26 PM

    I found this today while searching for SAP logos on Google!

    http://global3.memecdn.com/it-sap-joke_o_1421641.jpg

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  • Posted on Aug 20, 2014 at 02:28 PM

    FUNCTION ME_TRANSFER_EKPO_TO_BUFFER.

    *"----------------------------------------------------------------------

    *"*"Lokale Schnittstelle:

    *" IMPORTING

    *" VALUE(PI_EBELN) LIKE EKKO-EBELN

    *" VALUE(PI_ALL_POSITIONS) TYPE C DEFAULT SPACE

    *" TABLES

    *" PI_EKPO STRUCTURE EKPO

    *" EXCEPTIONS

    *" RECORD_ALREADY_EXISTS

    *"----------------------------------------------------------------------

    *

    * Die Verwendung dieses FB's ist sehr gefaehrlich, da er den

    * Lesebauseinen Phantomdaten unterschiebt.

    * Der FB ist eine Spezialloesung und wird nur von

    * FB ME_TRANSFER_PO_TO_BUFFER aufgerufen. Dieser wiederum wird

    * nur in der form Buchen in MM06EF0B fuer den Fall Bestellung aus WE

    * gerufen.

    *

    * DO NOT USE THIS FB UNLESS YOU KNOW WHT YOU ARE DOING.

    * YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING, IF YOU DO NOT USE IT.

    *

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  • Posted on Nov 14, 2015 at 11:14 AM

    From FM /DSD/SL_FSR_INV_PROCESS (ECC6 EhP4):

    Another gem:

    Lower your expectations, please:


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  • Posted on Nov 03, 2014 at 03:31 PM

    Becoming a SAP consultant is so easy - takes just one day, and you do not need to know anything


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    • Rofl. Not really the right thread for this, but thank you nevertheless :>

      I wonder what questions are asked in the exam. I bet there's something like:

      Q: Thesis: You are asked a question which you don't know the answer to, what do you respond?

      A: The human resources expediently institutionalize a competent and well-planned sign-off. Our integrative, goal-oriented, realignments structure an active and tactical trend. As a result, siloed workshops interactively deliver maximum impact.

      (>'-')> YOU PASS! <('-'<)

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    Posted on Mar 31, 2015 at 08:39 AM

    Can't "jump the wall". Its high.

    /.


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  • author's profile photo Former Member
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    Posted on Nov 04, 2014 at 12:27 PM

    Witch tables?


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