Its Friday :-)

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The way you feel in the office with Project Manager/Project Lead:

(When you join the project) -

"Please don't hesitate to come to me any time for any technical or domain help"

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(When you go to him for help) -

"You can find it out man.... Can't you?

Search in the books, and try to find it out yourself."

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(When you 'try to find it out yourself') -

"You can't waste time like this. You should've come to me for help. We have to deliver ..Come to my place"

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(When you go to him for help, again) -

"Don't make any changes in the code now. Come up with a document for impact analysis by lunch"

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(When you go to him Just before lunch) -

"So, what have you done since morning? This document? Shall we deliver this? How many lines of coding did you do?............. See, this is not the way we should work"

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(When you go to him 1 hr after lunch, with a small amount of coding -that's all what's necessary) -

"Only this much of coding since morning!!!" (Probably, you could've added the lyrics of a Hindi song in your code to make it look healthy).

"Change here, .......... change there, ............. Add here,................ Modify there . Do it NOW"

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(When you go to him with the changes suggested by him) -

"Who asked you to do these? Everything's wrong here. See, this is not the way we should work..............."

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(Every 10 minutes) -

"So? What's the status?????

Enjoy .....

Amit