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Aug 28, 2015 at 10:38 PM

5 funny Quotes about software development

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Some "inspirational" quotes .... 😊 ... Just kidding .. 😊


"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."- Edward V Berard


"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."- Bill Gates


"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."- Martin Golding


"I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!"- Vidiu Platon.


“If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ “- Mark Minasi



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