5 funny Quotes about software development

[dairolozano]

Some "inspirational" quotes ....   ... Just kidding ..

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."- Edward V Berard

"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."- Bill Gates

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."- Martin Golding

"I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!"- Vidiu Platon.

“If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ “- Mark Minasi

Please comment adding those you know.  

[Eduardo_Rubia · Accepted solution]

Here's an old one: "A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good. "

[dairolozano · Accepted solution]

Yeah.. it might sound funny but is the truth..

[former_member322]

Here's one I like:

A piano player invites a programmer-friend to watch a new piano. Programmer walks around long, looks at the piano from different angles, then he says:

– The keyboard is not comfortable, only 84 keys, the half of them are functional, none of them labeled... but I like the idea to push "Shift" by a leg.