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5 funny Quotes about software development

Some "inspirational" quotes .... 😊 ... Just kidding .. 😊

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."- Edward V Berard

"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."- Bill Gates

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."- Martin Golding

"I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!"- Vidiu Platon.

“If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ “- Mark Minasi

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    Posted on Sep 04, 2015 at 01:19 PM

    Here's an old one: "A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good. " 🤣

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  • Posted on Sep 17, 2015 at 11:54 AM

    Here's one I like:

    A piano player invites a programmer-friend to watch a new piano. Programmer walks around long, looks at the piano from different angles, then he says:

    – The keyboard is not comfortable, only 84 keys, the half of them are functional, none of them labeled... but I like the idea to push "Shift" by a leg.

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