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koehntopp
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This just in from a discussion over an abuse report by Former Member: let's collect blog or discussion titles / typos that made you spill your coffee.

I'll start with

     GRC Impotent Table List

Frank.

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former_member187748
Active Contributor

Hi Frank,

here is one posted in ABAP section many days ago, in India BAP is called as Father

So making it interesting for us.

koehntopp
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BAP is also a very famous german 80s Cologne Rock group

(and in the Cologne dialect "BAP" also means "father"!)

Niedeckens BAP - Anna - YouTube

former_member187748
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Hi ,

in India BAP simply means a Father.

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Answers (53)

gleo_SRAM
Active Contributor

Hi Frank,

Is a blank line already hidden!!!!

With regards

Gill

former_member182354
Contributor

Frank ..here it goes..its funny though its a valid issue

Raghav

JL23
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former_member214915
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see what is the question.....

      

Former Member
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Here is a typo.

/.

moazzam_ali
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This is realy hilarious

matt
Active Contributor
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Not so much a title, but the entire subject. I've rejected (twice so far) someone who says they've a requirement to put over 5000 comment lines in an ABAP program, and want to know whether it's more performant to use the asterisk or the double quote to do the commenting.

Lukas_Weigelt
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I would have stickied that thread instead of deleting it for grade A+++ trolling.

matt
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If he goes for a third attempt it might end up in the Coffee Corner....

former_member184657
Active Contributor
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I've heard about Sin Cities, but this one is new to me

pk

Former Member
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Not exactly a blog title, but it looks like the guy has been a member of SCN since the beginning of time.

Former Member

EDIT: Google search suggests there might be 98,000 such accounts.

/.

Former Member
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Sources Said SAP Founded: June 1972, Weinheim, Germany

and Martin Cenronio is Member Since: Jan 1, 1970


Glory !

Former Member
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Actually, the name is Ceronio and Jan 1, 1970 is the beginning of time as far as UTC is concerned.

Former Member
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Former Member
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mayur_priyan
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ThomasZloch
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This might be a common support ticket at the genetic engineering delivery room some years down the road...or better not

mayur_priyan
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Yup i get it, but it sounds funny though ..

Former Member
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moazzam_ali
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What could the the answer of this query? "yeah it is possible. In your dreams"

Former Member
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Now  here is a new one -

Former Member
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former_member184657
Active Contributor
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It looks much better now...isn't it?

Former Member
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I never though user can write this kind of subject line...

Former Member
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How about this mockup?

former_member184657
Active Contributor
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Man... how do you do that???

pk

Former Member
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up till now we heard e-mail,e-education,e-governance  ....

new this is called e-politics...

former_member187748
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former_member184657
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I don't understand why people ask such Basic Questions here:

All you need to do is just open-up the system and look inside. Tcchha!

pk

Former Member
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Former Member
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one more

Former Member
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ThomasZloch
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That's one of the subject lines that I like so much...you immediately know what the problem is and can jump right in.

Imagine a discussion overview if everybody would be as detailed:

Logic required

Need help...urgent

Help me to solve this

Hi

Hello experts

Error!

Gurus plz help me

Strange issue

Am I being sarcastic?

Thomas

JL23
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not really, I usually tell them that a subject is like a headline in a newspaper and they shall just imagine if they would read this news paper if any article had this headlines.

Former Member
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Then the subject should be -  BREAKING NEWS - My System is down, Urgent help!!!

Former Member
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Funny that you mention that, because just yesterday a very particular question showed up ->  http://scn.sap.com/thread/3531394


Also today, some wierd optical illusion issues going on -> http://scn.sap.com/thread/3531986


I made an exception and let them go, because they exactly describe the amount of information provided on the inside...  🙂


Cheers,

Julius

Lukas_Weigelt
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Thomas Zloch wrote:

That's one of the subject lines that I like so much...you immediately know what the problem is and can jump right in.

Imagine a discussion overview if everybody would be as detailed:

Logic required

Need help...urgent

Help me to solve this

Hi

Hello experts

Error!

Gurus plz help me

Strange issue

Am I being sarcastic?

Thomas

Sarcasm is the only solution, eventually. Sarcasm and reciting the Tao of Programming to shield oneself from the needful and the serious doubts.

You know what you should do? Answer each one of such posts with a passage from the Tao of Programming. Maybe that'll even earn you a brand new Zen-Badge? 😆

The Tao Of Programming

Have a nice Weekend ^^

Cheers, Lukas

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Hey guys,

i always like the Questions about "Future career Options":

So beside the fact that we improve and/or help people with their technologie we also help them improving their live. Isnt that great?!

So if you get 10 Points for answering that Question correctly, you know that somebody now has a new job and did the right decision....hopefully.

Regards

-Seb.

Former Member
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>>Sarcasm is the only solution, eventually.

What if the person doesn't get the sarcasm, like Sheldon Cooper?

The sarcasm post can have explicit sarcasm declaration at end to indicate that, linking to definition of sarcasm.

/Sarcasm

mayur_priyan
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Another example of how the meaning of the statement changes, when a word in it is misspelled.

Here is an interesting question for you guys

Well User exit has certain drawbacks, but he is not such a bag guy after all.. 

Former Member
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This message was moderated.

JL23
Active Contributor
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Please do not distribute this spam by copying their content as picture!!!

former_member199945
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This message was moderated.

JL23
Active Contributor
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I hope you clicked the Notify Moderator button, as spam is not funny.

former_member183424
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Again this is happening ...

Which space ??

This time, I hope this guy create a new user id..

JasonLax
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Some tidbits:

  • ~300 items the title hi, hi all, hi experts, hi friends or hi gurus
    • 23 hai
  • ~85 help or help me
  • 22 please help
  • 75 urgent
    • 14 very urgent
    • 8 urgent for exam

* These aren't exact figures and may include blog posts and documents

mayur_priyan
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Well, those stats remind of this joke

former_member184871
Contributor
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LOL

Former Member
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Hi Frank i found one more here

midhun_vp
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++1. Lol

former_member187748
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Hi ,

and in the same discussion i have founded that, your name has been changed and now it

becomes a female name, i don't know why

Former Member
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What is the point in hiding the name?

Using yellow color would make people all the more interested in knowing the name of OP. Maybe you were trying to be gender neutral.

Former Member
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Dear as you said


What is the point in hiding the name?

might be if the discussion  name / funniest blog / discussion titles .

former_member183424
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This is so so so funny...

Poorna becomes poonam...

We must be aware from Nupur...

I hope she will call me Devi instead of Dev..

And Sanjeev will become Sangeeta..

former_member187748
Active Contributor
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Hi ,

hope your name should not changed to Devi Putri   ,

and my name as Sanjeevani Buti 

ThomasZloch
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might as well be a tabloid headline...

Former Member
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Bad job, bad job

ThomasZloch
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PadawanGirl is back!

What happend, what's a "bad job" ?

Former Member
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A bad job is like a bad dog. A bad dog destroys things, a bad job destroys its poor processes... how does it dare?

Former Member
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who  is  mad and  who  is  mape 

JL23
Active Contributor
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maybe you are too young?  MS Works was the product prior to MS Office with a light version of Word and Excel. I need to find this discussion... maybe he still operates with R/2

gleo_SRAM
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Now which version of DOS did R/2 run on?

Former Member
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martin_E
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http://www.0-60mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/homer-simpson-drooling-532.jpg

former_member187748
Active Contributor
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Hi ,

your post is not visible, plesae post once more.

Former Member
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It is visible. The website may be blocked on your network.Here's the link.

http://www.0-60mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/homer-simpson-drooling-532.jpg

former_member187748
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Hi Manish,

yes the site link is blocked, sorry for this.

mayur_priyan
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Just saw this title and I couldn't stop laughing. rolling on the floor

former_member182354
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User name is also funny..we have got a boss appreciating in a unique way

Former Member
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HAHAHA...

no words for this one..

Former Member
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See  this

I dont  know  who  will  love     this  person

Pls  love  me

Former Member
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who  loves  that  person  ...what  a  person  he  is

Former Member
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How  Can  I  know  who loves  him ...

Former Member
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See this

instead  of  fresher  , freaser type

former_member182354
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